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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah that don't track. I poop on company time and walk away with a pampered butt thanks to my bidet. Feels fantastic and clean.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

So true. I was just at a client site yesterday, forget bidet, the stall walls barely even cover below the knees and above the shoulder, plus have inch wide gaps between the walls and doors. May as well just poop in the sink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Move to Finland. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The bidetphilia is strong at lemmy, which never ceases to amaze me.

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