I picked man over bear because man probably won't eat you. But if gorilla is a choice, that wins. Gorilla is friend as long as you keep your head low and he knows he's the boss. Also don't suprise him.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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To be clear, I'm not trying to get into a man v bear debate here. But, like, a man could still kill you, right? Is that better than being eaten? I mean, I guess it's probably less likely. I'm no expert on bears or random forest men.
Im betting on the fact that humans have baked in altruism. We want to help each other. As a kid I got stuck in the forrest with my dirt bike and a gnarly looking guy helped me get home with his truck. It was a scary experience and it was a risk. I think most people are basically good. Men just have the strength to act on it when they are bad people.
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Trick question, Wolf is a male surname.
I would choose wolves because i have experience with dogs which are close enough to wolves
I am inexperienced with gorillas or any other primate
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Do I have treats for the wolf?
This takes me back to "gorilla, man, gun," which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that's just where I always played it shrug)
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Probably wolf.
Wolf not wolves? Sure I can use a new pet I guess.
What? But we can keep the fire running if we have 2 people...
Is there gonna be a loser's bracket for this tournament?
Wolf 100%. It's without its pack and I'd have some chance to fight it off. A gorilla would tear me in half.
You'd probably have some chance of becoming part of its pack if you were careful.
Or it'd just rip your throat out...
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rabid coyote vs hungry tiger
With a tiger you’re just defacto dead on first contact.
HYDROGEN BOMB
VERSUS
COUGHING BABY
GO!!!
cough... cough
massive explosion
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