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[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I don’t understand a person who goes to a professional to disregard their opinion.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Ah, so you've never had a job as a subject matter expert speaking to a member of the general public i.e. GP, Pharmacist, Mechanic, IT Technician, etc.?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Every goddamned day:

Me: I think I see the problem here ma'am, it appears you haven't updated your phones software in (checks notes) literally forever.

Her: no... I don't think that's the problem. Can't you just adjust the towers?

Me: (quietly dies inside a little)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Normalize calling people fucking idiots to their stupid faces.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Like Gordon Ramsey.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

You dont need to be an expert.

People have no idea about the complexity and scale of the world. Just how complicated the logistics chain for something like Kentucky Fried Chicken is... "hOw DoEs A cHiCkEn ShoP rUn OuT oF ChIcKeN!?!"

Like... real fucking easy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Man, I once got asked to help someone pick out a decent laptop. They ignored everything I said and got whatever they wanted.

I don't care what they picked. I was upset that my time was completely wasted.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The best is when you are a consultant, as people will actually bring you in at great expense or fly in from around the world to disregard your opinion.

Now I just go on Lemmy to get my opinion about those same things (and others) disregarded from the comfort of my toilet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, I can't imagine that someone would spend enough money to fly in a consultant just to ignore them. I don't think that actually happens.

/s

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

I do love it so when these people run smack dab into the consequences of their idiotic actions.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Read: "I'm just asking questions"

[–] Infinite 5 points 3 months ago

Sea lions need to see a veterinarian anyway. Maybe a marine biologist.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I was never threatening or intimidating

Bet they spoke in that calm psycho Karen voice and made veiled threats. These people think that if you don’t shout and don’t make direct threats that you can say anything to a person.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Man if I went to the doctor's office and started giving unsolicited fashion advice to fellow patients they would can my ass too.

Giving unsolicited medical advice to fellow patients is just asking for it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

The clinic inoculated itself.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

absolutely wild that they closed the letter without so much as a best regards or even a yours faithfully

I'd never recover from that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

In the UK even! The country that will politely tell you to go fuck yourself!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have been issued enough medication

No, I don't think antivaxxers were.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Missing a few antipsychotics.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

It's always intimidating talking to a clearly unhinged person. If they're a stranger, you don't know whether they will resort to violence if provoked. You only know they don't observe regular social conventions.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for bringing a ray of delightful insanity into a very dark world :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's so many insane people on Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember stuff like r/Hermancainaward all too well...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That was actually a very good thing. Maybe it seemed a bit mean but it taught many vaccine hesitant people why they should get it. Not like obnoxious antivaxxers but just people being misled and not knowing what to do. Saved some lives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I absolutely read it with that intent. Watching sovcits, homeschooled 'grajiates' and people rocking the Covid starter kit without a hint of irony was both enlightening and hilariously troubling.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

According to the COVID time anti vaccine aficionados, we should all be dead by now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They all say they know many people who died suddenly since "the clot shot". It's nonsense of course.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'm posting from beyond the grave. Cool, now we know ghosts are real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It really did pull all the fucking lunatics out of their hidey-holes.