"I'm not a big fat president, I'm the big fat president!"
this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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Everybody remembers "a man, a plan, a canal: Panama" but nobody remembers "Taft: fat".
Taft fat is a palindrome.
Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome.
Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome, says Dr. Dsyase Mordnila Patonsie Mordnila Pasi Taft fat.
I would argue that many people remember that Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub and had it replaced with one more suitable for his size.
"legal business" so he visits for illegal business too??
Maybe. Or maybe he's a lawyer. Then again, what's the difference!
You know what? Respect.
I hope to someday use my clout for personal gain too
Before becoming president
I don't think the story implies clout was used for this. Just a play on words to make the conductor think there would be a crowd boarding rather than an individual
Ah, using trickery on the average Joe.. as they say, politicians will be politicians
Taft, you old dog!