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duplicate anything I own once
Does "once" here means this power can only be used once, or that any given item can only be duplicated one time?
Also - what can be duplicated?
Immune to cancer And just to annoy people the "Make bell sounds at will" one
Do I have full phase and state control of that 1 ml of water, and can also move it around, magneto style? Do I always keep all 1ml in my control?
You could cause a lot of havoc with that
Just throwing this out there... Summoning a DR pepper almost twice per day ANYWHERE is OP as fuck.
If you were a hitman, you couldn't exactly make it look like an accident, but you definitely wouldn't leave an evidence trail.
If the shoebox one just magically removes stuff instead of needing real work or duplicating stuff then you could skip a lot of surgery, or just need with someone by asking for the bones in their hand or something
Anyone who is saying anything other than take the random pill twice is a coward.
I am not a materialist but nothing catches my eye that is good enough, so:
Being serious, answer any question and get the money. I'd invest the money and ask the truth of the existence of God just to end the fucking debate.
My glitch: summon a Dr. Pepper can into Trump’s brain, then into Biden’s brain after 14.5 hrs, then Netanyahu’s, then Putin’s, then the evil Sudanese dudes’, then Xi Jinping’s, and so on and so forth.
So essentially there's a lot of OP pills here:
"Change your skin color instantly any time" and "teleport to the closest beach at any time". I'll use them to rob banks. Before robbing the bank I'll change my skin color, and once I get the money I'll escape by teleporting to the beach - while changing my skin color at the same time (not to my original skin color though - that one I'll only use once I'm completely safe)
π million dollars and perfectly nutritious chocolate.
Get the answer to any question seems like it would make me the next Einstein. Or the answer would be 42.
Under normal circumstances, the black random pill would be completely up my alley, but not today.
With the shoebox pill, depending on shoebox size, I would give myself 5,000 $100USD bills ($500,000 total). Never said a thing about not getting money in the process, just that it has to exist.
Also, the bottom right corner 5 months experience pill. Definitely 5 months experience in charisma based manipulation (in both text and vocal form if possible) so I could get slightly ahead of others in life. Gotta work smarter, not harder sometimes.
Collapse civilization and "kill any one person of your choosing" on myself
Groundhog day for a year and immune to cancer is the only sane choice.
Shoebox full of gold. If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $8M or so. Not sure about second one
Throw in a winning Eurojackpot ticket and a USB drive with some bitcoin.
Can you choose where Dr. Pepper bottle is summoned? If yes, you could just summon one in the throats of Putin, Trump, and anyone else who is a threat to global peace.
Teleport to closest beach at any time and control body temperature, i mean, if i teleport to closest beach in winter or cold weather what am i gonna do?
Money, immunity to cancer.
5 months experience and eat wood. duh.