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Did you hear about the square that got in a car accident? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Now it's a wrecked angle.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But a square isn’t one angle.

Might work better as “Now it’s a bunch of wrecked angles.” Or “It broke into four wrecked angles.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sound it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I get the “wrecked angle” part which is why it’s in my versions. But “wrecked angle”—singular—doesn’t make sense for a square which has four angles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, but it should be "it has a broken angle"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sound it out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Haha .. 😂 now I get it 👍

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Omg😄