Drinking, gluing, & sucking : pissposting

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

I wish Douglas Adams was still alive. He'd really be amused.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Don't knock it till you try it. Most snake venom is enzyme based to if you apply enough heat to the wound it would prevent a poisoning.

My mate was once bitten by a snake so we boiled him alive and guess what? He didn't die from that poison

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Wow not only did it tell you to do something that would make things worse. All four of those things are going to make things worse.

[+] [email protected] -26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Cutting the wound and sucking out the poison is an actual solution and has been since people have been getting bit by poisonous snakes.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I think that's just in movies

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

bit by poisonous snakes.

You had me going at first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

yeah, everyone knows its 'bitten' ... silly troll

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey as long as you don't eat them it seems like a poisonous snake would be pretty safe.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

nice try google

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck no please please don't do this. It is probably the worst thing you can do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Downvoted for kinkshaming

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

😂