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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Are these screenshots fake or are search engines saying stuff like this? (I don't use google)

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is fake. Their AI is stupid, but they have word filter in place, and "cock" would never have passed.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

Their ai makes up shit and they hail it as a technological innovation, it's only fair to make shit up about the ai.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter if its fake or not - it's going to severely damage the reputation of the ai search summary. And that's a good thing I suppose - still this is misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

The ai has done a pretty good job damaging its own reputation. This one is fake, but there's lots of real examples of it saying absurd things. Like to drink urine when you have a kidney stone, or put glue in your pizza cheese to stop it from sliding off the pizza.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's surprisingly easy to edit the HTML in your browser and make something like a tweet or an email look legit. Screenshots should never be taken at face value

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can’t believe they said that…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

we need to build a wall

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I can. What a dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Love it, the perfect touch would have been editing my username to "this is going well" lol

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Some are real, the glue in the pizza sauce one for example, but now that "funny google ai gaff" has become a genre of internet picture, you can fully expect people to be faking them for upvotes.

[–] Dempf 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

What about this is even AI, Google is citing that post almost verbatim.

So much for the "it's okay because they learn from but don't use the source material".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I suddenly regret deleting my perfectly normal and healthy reddit comments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I don't. I only regret deleting all of them and not leaving the wacky ones.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not in my penis!

This is what the chastity cage is for. Keep them mofuckers out!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wish granted, now you'll always feel something crawling inside your chastity cage.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

What a terrible age to have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

What a horrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Lol, Google is killing itself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

It's more likely than you think.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

It's really sucking up those reddit comments fast isn't it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NFW this is true. It is too hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not. The 5-10 figure is originally from an extremely unscientific study from the 1940s meant to spawn distrust of "German" cockroaches. While it absolutely happens the real numbers are much lower. More frequently they enter the anus.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Always sleep with your plug in, people.

It's not government propaganda, it's for your own safety, stop questioning the cat tail. It's for emergency removal.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I thought cockroaches were those bugs with super huge cocks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do I see these AI responses? I've tried searching on google.com and there isn't an AI result.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Last I heard they’re only available in parts of US and UK. Maybe also try the search labs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh ok, must not be available here yet, I'll try out Search Labs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The good thing about this is I won't notice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I assume cockroaches are named for roosters. Otherwise they'd be codroaches.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't believe this...still side eyed my husband tho.