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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The Greek god of fortitude, but he can't take a hit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Biggus Dickus is the Roman god of overcompensation.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

In eighth grade we were picking roles for a reading of A Midsummernight's Dream in English class. It has a lot of names like this, so my friend put his hand up and said:

"I wanna be Testicles!"

The teacher was laughing so hard we didn't get anything done for the rest of the class.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

"That sounds like a great idea..."

Sarcasticles

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Am I doing it right?

Mole-que-lees, Part-y-clays

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would say Moe-lek-yu-lees and Parr-tik-cleese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It's “eh” (like in “melody” but longer) not an English “ee” (like in “meeseeks”)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Mole eck you lees

Par tick lees

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mo-leck-you-less and Par-tick-less

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

No I'm German, we don't do that around here

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like 'antelope').

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe! I dont know if the boat's name is supposed to be pronounced "Pen-eh-lope" or if it is - literally - "Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope".

Utter mindfuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Haha good one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

So 'mah leck you leez'?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Mole-cue-leys, and part-ti-cue-leys?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was reading molecules as mo-LEH-cue-lees

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's beautiful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And Part-eh-clees