We all know they want the big D, all these "hunting" are just for show.
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I crave the sweet forbidden love of the Sasquatch, there is no substitute.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this book cover.
Probably sequel to the bear one. Yearly hibernation doesn't really work for a long term relationship...
I too have known unconventional love:
His names bigfoot not bigdick
Know what they say about guys with big hands, feet and dicks right?
They're sasquatch....
Damn I didn’t know I’m Sasquatch
I was joking with my sister that maybe those super experienced outdoorsmen who encountered bigfoot, whom I've noticed are almost always older gentlemen, were just too embarrassed to say they were getting too old to continue doing woodsy stuff, so they instead say they saw Bigfoot and it scared them from going into the woods.
And by woodsy stuff, I assume you do mean handling Sasquatch's massive stiffy
Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn't have a big enough dick to be threatening.
a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you're already fucked regardless
