this post was submitted on 28 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

This is so fucking stupid.

10/10, would elect my floop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the effort put in for a shitpost on the reply of a comment in a small community on a small platform. That's true lemmite right there

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

lemmite

It baffles me how so many people come up with so many different names when "lemming" is right fuckin there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lemming sounds like a verb. Like I'm lemming all over you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You may NOT lemm me good sir

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The amount of focus and concentration it took for me to not break out laughing on the train is astonishing

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go out and vote for your floop, people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I would, but to do so, I must first insert my poo key. And I dunno, these voting requirements are getting more and more ridiculous each year. I have rights under the Twenty-Sixth, dammit!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

🇺🇸 ELECT 17 FOR FLOOP! 🇺🇸

It’s time for change

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm voting for the opposition who is running on a campaign of "like, whatever, yo".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The important thing is being involved in the process.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Doesn’t fit the sub. More like minor vandalism thing yes?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

There's only so many communities we can make man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I always floop the pig tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, now that other post makes sense

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Might just be my favourite comment section of all time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

This slang is getting sillier by the day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think I'll take the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But floop is a mad man (help us! save us!)