this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago

Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

my nipples explode with the light.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They'll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

No promises

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.