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Nerevar, why did you not invite me to come with you to Pride at Vivec? Look I know me and Vivec have a lot of drama but I think he'd be willing to put it aside for...

What? Look Nerevar I know I had some very problematic takes about Argonians during my pre-woke period, but I'm past that now, I would think you of all people would know that. Also I'm pretty sure nobody at this Pride event is going to remember that, it was almost 2000 years ago.

Oh yeah Vivec... well he has had a few past "problematic takes" himself, and actions, I mean he literally murdered you, so I don't think he'd want to throw kwama eggs in while in his own tapestry room. What do you mean that's a boomer saying? Again I'm not a boomer Nerevar!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you really call yourself queer if you haven't even read all 37 of the 36 sermons of Vivek and pretended to understand them to impress some ashlander at a Telvanni mushroom rave?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Argonian Nerevar: "Dagoth Ur, you're drunk, you're talking to an Orc Imperial Spearman, she has no idea what you're talking about."