You'll be powerful one day... oh excuse me I misread that, it's for one minute.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2024
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[for 1 minute]
POWER!!!
Power is energy divided by time. So a shorter time means MORE POWER!
This is peak power right there - you'll never want for more power ever again. :-P
... and, now it's gone. :-|
"You'll be more powerful than anyone on earth for the rest of your life."
As a result of this, you'll never have any troubles again either, also for the rest of your life. :-P
draws the Death card
Me: "Oh no!"
Reader: "Do not worry. Death merely means change. It may be good or it may be..."
Draws Fortune card
Reader: gasps
I got this card and I remain currently unelectrocuted. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get into my Benjamin Franklin cosplay and fly a kite. Clouds look a lil iffy but I should be fine.
Don't forget to clean a toaster. Get those hard to reach places with a knife or fork.
After all that work take a bath and dry your hair while you're at it.
No no no, when The Hindenberg is upsidedown that means you'll experience uhhh safety and peace
I think you will be extra lucky this year.
“It’s gonna be lit, yo.”
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