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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chocolate = Poison

Police = Venomous

The difference? You don't have to eat a cop for it to kill you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, we eat the cops as a side dish when we eat the rich, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We might need to make the police the appetizer because they stand between us and the rich

The chips and salsa, so to speak

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

*CHPs n salsa

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

and salsa?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't eat cops.

A bit too high fat for me. And the types that aren't, are likely pumped with steroids.

I've reached the age where I have to think about who I eat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

If your dog is big enough and the chocolate is mostly milk and white, it'll probably be fine.

Don't let your dog eat a box of chocolate though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Before I saw the post I read the title and assumed the post was gonna be about dm_gump