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6 Signs The Exterminator You Hired Is On The Bugs’ Side (clickhole.com)

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

If they drive up in this van, run!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

And if they ask for water with sugar. Also if they look like wearing a human as a suit. Like an… Edgarsuit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

According to the article this truck is sending mixed messages. The bug on the side is depicted being zapped, but the one on top is depicted as healthy and looming over us from a dominant position. I'd be cautious of this truck even if I hadn't seen the movie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They ask if they can have the bugs

If the infestation is honey bees, then they usually will, or rather call in a bee removal expert. If you've never seen it, look up a few bee removal videos on YouTube. Fascinating stuff.