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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Skill Issue

(I joke, of course)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

lore accurate Elminster

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Depends on the system. Dnd 5e, almost certainly. Pathfinder 2e, not necessarily. Fabula Ultima, how did you roll that high?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

In Pathfinder even on weaker creatures it's important to call out the number because it may or may not crit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bladesinger wizards, 20 Int/ 18 Dex, Mage Armor+Bracers of Defense, Shield spell: 29AC

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Good thing I said almost certainly to account for all the other times those things aren't true.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

+ 2 AC from haste? I feel like the subclass was made for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would also work, you're right :D

This is far from the limit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This isn't even my final form

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What about White Wolf games?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Can't roll 28 on a d10, but in Exalted you could easily be rolling 28 dice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fighting an archmage of the akashic brotherhood. Or an exalt. Either way, that's death coming at you.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

of course not, I have mirror image up lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

"shield of faith for 500$"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Even with shield and blade song, you'd need a 19 base AC

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Studded leather, 20 Dex and Int, then something like haste is definitely possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You underestimate my stat roll.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Bladesinger shenanigans, COMMENCE!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Irrelevant, because I cast FIREBALL!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

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