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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Bruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

easy.

  • coffee - cream and sugar
  • toast - sourdough, buttered
  • hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco
  • bacon - barely crispy
  • eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk
  • more coffee - more cream and more sugar

best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Eggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I make it for 11$: coffee, biscuits, bacon and eggs. Hot sauce comes free of charge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Sausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Three bacons and a hash browns.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Bacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

3 bacon plates

1 coffee

Done

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

All of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bacon, sausage, tattie scones, baked beans mushrooms, fried tomato, black pudding, and haggis. Irn Bru to drink. Breakfast of champions.

Look and learn

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ

The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Eggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.

That 15$, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

ooh, thanks

though I' curious, making dessert/dinner be most expensive category is unusual

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Those prices aren't bad at all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Milk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Bruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And cold fried chicken.

Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Eggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Sausage, Egg, water

[–] AI_toothbrush 2 points 5 months ago

1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is... home fries?

the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They’re not so bad, I’ve gained many a pound eating excess home fries https://handletheheat.com/home-fries/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Home fries outclass french fries all day in my book.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

And waffles > pancakes imo

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