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A comic strip titled "WONDERMARK by David Malki!" featuring five panels. In the first panel, a dodo bird asks a seated man, "Pardon me, do you have the time?" The man responds, "Yes, it's—". In the second panel, the dodo exclaims, "You have the time!" The third panel shows multiple dodos excitedly saying, "He has the time," "The time! He has it!" and "At long last! Our desperate search is at an end! The time has been found!" The fourth panel has the dodos whispering, "PSSHHWSSSPTT SSHSSHPSSSTT." In the fifth panel, the man finally says, "It's nine fifteen," and the dodos shout, "AAAAAHHH NOW WE HAVE THE TIME." The comic's footer reads, "the big hand is on WONDERMARK.COM."

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

This is so stupid i love it haha

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

Everyone else:

"Pardon me, do you have the time?"

"OH MY GOD A TALKING DODO BIRD!"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck why is this so funny

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it's false. The time is actually ten forty five. Now you have the time. Act wisely

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now it is you spreading falsehoods. The time is now 9:16. This is a power not to be wielded lightly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

c/agedlikemilk

POV: It is 16:51 and for a while now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lies and slander its 11:17

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are all false prophets. The time is clearly 26:71.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Screenshot or didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now they have to listen to me whine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nothing and everyone all at once

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you one of those melodramatic fools?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about.

Also I’ve just learnt it’s not “be running to the boat, no doubt about it”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Bit melodramatic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

me when I'm off my meds

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Poor dodos, they thought they got it 😞

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When did Wondermark get color? Horrible modern stuff.