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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“Spread those squirrel, I’m about to cum buckets”

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago

And that kids, is how I got banned from the local park

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes. I watched plenty of Spongebob as a kid. This was clearly a joke to make the picture funnier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, it seems I may have wooshed myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No worries, wasn’t really a whoosh. The joke wasn’t really obvious. I said clearly but I must have been in a bad mood.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why are them cheeks sandy tho?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doin it on the beach

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

~~Stepping~~ fucking on the beach!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Youth pastor voice

"There's someone else who's coming for you"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I'm about to cum buckets?

Hmm...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Spread those sandy checks, Im about to collect all the sand with by cum bucket.