[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Felin Castra(ted)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

What a useless app decrypts messages on my own screen when I log in with my passwords & other protections/protocols just for me to read them?

No, ty, I'll decrypt everything in my mind only, securely under a tinfoil protection device.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago

I've always believed that dosing the human population with either/both wound be extremely beneficial to everything and everyone.
It would give humanity the capabilities our evolution didn't develop or bred out.

Now, how do I get one of them genies/taking fish/chem-trails barons to accommodate my selfless wish??

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

The system only works if such pos are the face of it, an almost human facade masking the money/power grab of the ruling class.

This cannot change without a system change, ie a revolution (and to be clear, Im not insinuating El Dolando is that, far from it), something to equate the people with the few, give them power and democratic influence.

You know, the French way (some cutting, a few years of random & needles bloodshed, followed by a sort of restart, a democratic ~~re~~boot). Its bad, but then again only a few very very particular cases (which dont apply here) managed to do it sort of bloodlessly. But none with evolution. Any systems prime directive is self-preservation, and that is as strong as call-to-actions get.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Oh, that makes sense, I thought it was an iceberg, not a (mobile) dick.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The high seas and pleasant meadows of the free cultured world are what preserves humanity and it's knowledge.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.

ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Tripping on absolute power the TSA bestows to one & with that being able to steal anything from travelers I would most definitely absolutely care a lot about any drugs.
Who says no to free drugs?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No, cannabis is just a coincidence - the TSA just eats all the cookies they find on any traveler. That's why op hides them. Probably in a gun, so they don't suspect cookies.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

If you can't keep track of your guns, you should not own ammunition.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

... someone linked this in a Discord server and it's just too horrible not to repost.

Would have turned the switches the other way around tho.

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