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[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You hear about that gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I love my last name, it translates roughly to "those people over there past the tree"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Would have made moving quite an issue for your ancestors, though 😄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Seriously, also I wonder if there are peoples with the same surname that aren't in my family tree, cause I am sure it's more of a name of a village than a family. Keeping surnames is so weird though, very weird feudal tradition and honestly I think having a unique last name is more interesting in general. My partner changed her name to something unique she's the only one with that surname. I kept mine cause I think it's just so interesting, but part of me wishes I changed it, if not drastically then to the feminine version of the name as the language it's in is gendered.

One of my life goals is living in a house over a hill where the specific tree from my last name is planted.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My surname translates to the suffering one :(

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

My full name translates to "strict and serious son of a farmer", which describes my dad quite well and me not at all 🤦😂

[–] JasonDJ 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In a different hemisphere than my ancestors, my surname translates to "Go Fuck Yourself".

Found that out while working in a restaurant staffed by speakers of that language. Thought they were fucking with me but I googled it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes I believe we've met, Mr. Jason идинахуй was it?

[–] JasonDJ 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
  1. Jason isn't my real first name

  2. More east. And south. I think. Is that Russian?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
  1. Shhhhh don't kill the joke
  2. Yup, Russian. Which is east, tbf. It's also two words scrunched together to make a fake last name if we have to pick it apart, and I also am pretty sure we haven't really met. Now that it's been completely disected shhhhh don't kill the joke haha.
[–] sp3tr4l 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

'Gaylord'

Town Jester? Threw the best parties?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isn't Gaylord a first name?

[–] sp3tr4l 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have read random weird news articles about modern people who have it as a last name, I swear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Mitch Gaylord was an Olympic Gymnast and bad actor, he invented two techniques, namely the Gaylord Flip and the Gaylord Two.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

They tailored garments for apes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

here in sweden a goodly chunk of surnames are just straight up made up, shit like "nyquist" which even at the time was a hilariously pretentious way to spell "nykvist" and just means "new branch".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Related to another popular post right now...so what was Bruce Dickinson's ancestor?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I mean, let’s hope it was containers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

My surname means doctor, yeah don't be fooled

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Well we have a bunch of surnames after animals where I live. In fact my own one translates to blackbird.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you ever get the urge to just start singing in the dead of night?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Not really but my gf keeps asking me why I am sending blackbirds to spy on her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ha! My surname means "was once a pauper" in a language that has since morphed into another language in which my surname doesn't mean anything anymore

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

"I have a very particular set of skills..."