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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (2 children)

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

Rust and Bust.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

I'm still down.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Thats so much better 😭

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the original text was about ham radio.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My shoes were already off.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I don't have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's funny because it's true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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