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Stop the calculation... Your cat needs help! (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Assume a spherical cow"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

(Stolen from Lemmy)

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"In a frictionless vacuum"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

A spherical cow of uniform density in a frictionless vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

I know how to solve this, but my solution only works for spherical cubes in a vacuum.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought cats were a liquid.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Put it in a box. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone seen Space Truckers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The only thing I remember from that movie is the gas powered wang

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Of papa Lannister, no less.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is cube a simple shape in physics? It' 3-dimensional and It's gonna do all sort of crazy flips due to aerodynamics and moment of inertia. I would prefer a 1-dimensional point like cat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How would a point like cat be one dimensional? It would be zero dimensional. A one dimensional cat would be a line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

sorry. 0-dimensional cat moving in 2-dimensional space.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Weren't the cats 3 dimensional? Dude this water sure is messing my percepcion of reality, for a moment I really tought we were living in a capitalist dystopia, uff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I prefer 'cubiform', but I never realized that cubicle could be an adjective.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Not spelled that way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

There was a newspaper article about flying cats, where journalists assumed them flat and rectangular to simplify calculations

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

TIL that cubicle is an adjective and a noun. I was calling things "cube like" until now

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cubicle is the noun (mini office); cubical is the adjective (having cube-like properties). :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh, the spelling difference got me. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

lmao true