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Got it off reddit and dont want to find the original because im on mobile. Im a lib

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My wife & I removed all lightbulbs and sun-pollution from our home. I have one set of night-vision goggles that i wear, so i can continue to see. She can hunt for prey whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and husband to keep her and our gibbering brood of nighthorrors in order.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

i think you should also move all your appliances to the ceiling so that you can use your sneaky sticky gloves and ropes to hang upsidedown with your cool nightvision goggles, this also grows her reliance on you

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A marriage is when you make a woman your slave right?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Yes, according to Engels. He was right.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Fellas, is it gay to let your wife find out the time on her own?

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

im 99% its a bit account, just based on other tweets by them. v funny tho

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I suspect you are right. He claims to have authored several books, but I can’t find evidence of them outside of his Twitter feed.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

99% certain way too many creepy fucks will miss the bit/satire/whatever and see his advice as "based" anyway.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Minutes later: Why the fuck is she never on time for anything.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"If you needed to know the time, why didn't you ask?"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Wife: what's the time? Husband: tune to buy a w..ait a minute!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Because she’s fucking better men hopefully

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If this is real that guy needs to face the wall

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Mind telling
me the time?"
speech-r
astronaut-2 astronaut-1

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is art

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't think it is, not that there aren't men like this out there.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Theory: cishet white boomers are so vanilla and puritanical about sex because their D/S dynamic is inflicted upon the entirety of society with no safeword; they don't need to play pretend in latex suits and stuff behind closed doors. Their entire lives are constructed around ensuring the complete dominance of one person over the other in marriage in a way far more totalising than any sex-slave fetish thing could ever be.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I agree with this take. Every time boomers talk about marriage it's like I'm listening to some extremely submissive bottom tell me their crazy fantasy. How do you not get embarrassed by being so overly sexual in public?

I'm sure Dworkin or Foucault have some deep analysis of the historical reactionary mindset, but you can't convince me they're not also getting off.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not where I thought that was going lol

Expected some variation of "time and timezones are a form of gubmit social control"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity, does she have a cell phone? Just asking questions...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Not until she's old enough, no

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These are the folks that libs want to compromise with.

Libs please explain how you compromise with a man who believes his wife shouldn't even be allowed access to a clock. I'd love to hear it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Libs: his wife should be allowed access to a clock sometimes, based on demonstrated and proven need

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Affordable clock access for Pell Grant recipients who operates a successful business in an underserved community for at least five years.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You missed this great follow-up. I'm 99% sure that it is a bit account.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

10/10, no notes.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

understandable, at my house we do the same thing ever since I caught my wife sucking clock

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

My wife and i removed all clocks from our home ~~. I have one watch that I wear, so I can continue to tell time. She can ask me the time whenever, but it grows her reliance on me as the head and the husband to keep her and the family in order~~ because we jointly came to the conclusion that time was invented by clock manufacturing companies to sell clocks

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Back before i started cultivating a pure yang technique i had a girlfriend who made me wear a clock. Not because i was late. Im the most punctual perso i know. But because she tougth it looked cool. But weraing a watch is very uncomfrtable. So i started constantly telling her the time until she got annoyed ad took the watch away.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pure yang is unhealthy, you’re supposed to have one dot of ying in there like in the diagram

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Two different girlfriends have gifted me wristwatches, I think some women are just into seeing men wearing timepieces

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago