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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did Biden not do"well"? Beyond being obviously old I mean.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hes never been a particularly great public speaker IMO and he did seem to struggle more than he normally does. Whenever he got angry was when he performed his best

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The back alley cat line was probably the most intelligible he said the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

No, he didn't. Check out the John Stewart highlights of it. It was horrible.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

~~Dark~~ Darth Brandon could do it, I'm just saying... 😇

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or.... By not supporting a genocide with weapons and money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Love how people are downvoting someone asking to not fund and supply a genocide. Somehow can’t clear the lowest bar of human decency.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Perhaps people are politizing what genocide means, fair enough, there's a lot of different messages out there.

Let me go with the more general, not supporting an apartheid state with weapons and money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pulling a train with his teeth is a more appealing option to Biden