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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Happy Canada Day, ya hosers

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

Jack O'Neill manages to represent both the best and worst of Americans.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I'd still go with best of Americans.

Americans and Canadians picking on each other is like childhood friends giving each other a hard time. Anyone on the outside would call it bullying; the two friends know, however, they'd have their backs in a second.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Jack's just trying to communicate in a Canadian's native language.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's not a zebra, it's a zedbra!

It's not zero, it's zedro!

It's not zenith, it's zednith!

😤

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

This gets much worse if you start pronouncing all letters in a word like they sound in the alphabet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Zee!

Cee?

No, Zee!

Dee? Gee? Pee?

No... zed.

Oh...
Zed!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Just change them to: Ced, Ded, Ged, & Ped!

Ezpz 😉

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

edzedpedzed! It's like pig latin but canadian. aed bed ced ded

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

When students are answering a multiple choice test, I need them to clarify with boy, cat, dog. Not apple.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

It’s not yogurt it’s wyojiuartea

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Tell me the truth. You tried to do it yourself and realized how terribly it would end, didn’t you?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

My poor buddy, take my Lemmy good point

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's not a fox, it's an effox.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago

Didn’t know my fellow cousins from Canada were pronouncing Z the French way.

Now can someone be kind enough to explain the fuck is going on with the number 0? Not? Zero? O (the letter)?

I won’t discuss why something written as a double V is called a double U as long as you let our Greek I alone.

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