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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He's leaving out a key element in the process here.

King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

Spraying the whole kingdom.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does the fish head have hair?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago

Maybe it's a weird fin, like with this guy:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bro visited his mermaid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm into it

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The part where he nutted on the eggs to fertilise them is missing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Yeah, came here to point that out, it's a very important fact that's missing

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Wait until she finds out how she'll be doing it once she's human. I suspect she'll prefer this approach.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I dunno, if I suddenly grew a vagina I might want to use it.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Darlin' it's better

Down where it's wetter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The problem isn't stuff going in, it's the baby coming out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Many people with vaginas have a lot of sex that makes no babies

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

The specific subject that Triton is telling Ariel about is where babies come from.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

🎶 Up where they walk

Up where they run

Up where they fuck all day in the sun🎵

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Got a new V

Try it with me

Let's give it a whirl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Wow, this lyric actually works better than the original, thanks to the near rhyme between walk and fuck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

To give birth?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not what I use mine for, but whatever makes you happy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The image is in regards to child bearing though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well, I feel like my followup joke makes itself.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Those aren't nipples, those are extra eggs that he carries around in case he needs a snack.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

So romantic.

[–] bangsnooter 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Third panel has a typo, that "a" should be removed. I can't look away, someone do something about it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just read it with a bad Italian accent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

100% read it like Mario and it’s ‘a fine :-)

[–] bangsnooter 9 points 2 months ago

I have changed my mind, I'm now on board with the tragic Italian backstory

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

It's a me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

TFW no one will ever look at you the way Ariel's mum looks at an egg.