this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

"performance enhancer"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

for those ootl, there is a tradition of giving marathon runners beer after the race, supposedly to replenish the energy spent in the race in the form of carbs. also it is fun to drink beer

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

and also water. which would be more fitting since vodka is clear

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not what this post is about.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah but it was an interesting semi-related story.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I bet beer hits different after a marathon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Warm as piss 🤤

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I like to hold a sign that says "Worst Parade Ever"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

at least its not pee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be a very strong reaction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Go for a cup of everclear.