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[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I mean, I've always considered this a really cool idea for a sci-fi/fantasy story. Problem is the people who tell these stories believe they're real.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Replace Annunaki with Goa'uld

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Or the Engineers from Prometheus

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah. But Stargate got all their ideas from these conspiracies.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's what makes it hilarious, along with Jack

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's no different than any other religion though.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago

Wait so a super technologically advanced life form that is able to travel through the universe easily doesn't have the knowledge to create technology that can mine for gold on a different planet? That instead they need slaves?

I mean if you are going to go down this crazy route at least make it more plausible!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Humans still use horses, cows, sled dogs, etc., even though we have cars, tractors, and many other machines which can do the same tasks.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Also if this was even remotely true we would never see surface level minerals since they would have all been collected first. Easiest way to debunk the ancient aliens here for our resources stories.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago

They didn't even have to come to a populated planet if they wanted to get gold out of the solar system. And unlike us humans in the article, they presumably don't have to worry about devaluation.

https://www.space.com/psyche-metal-asteroid-composition

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Yes. What gets me is how people devalue humans. That if our linage doesn't come from aliens then somehow we are not special?

I'd say everything that had to happen for humans to exist is more impressive than "aliens"

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Nah, this way it filters out all the people who will not be easily fooled.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Sadly that is the most plausible part, for two reasons.

For one thing, machines need constant maintenance from qualified professionals, or they break down. And, once they’re broken, you have to pay for even more expensive repairs or buy a new one. Slaves, on the other hand, you can abuse almost to the point of death and they will keep functioning; they’re also somewhat self-replicating.

The second reason is why so many people want to bring slavery back: the cruelty is the point. There’s a certain mindset that really loves lording it over people; and even better if those people are so in their power that they physically/legally cannot escape. See also: people who verbally abuse wait staff.

Of course, it’s up to debate whether a truly alien lifeform would be thinking in such a human way, but it’s certainly possible.

(That being said, these people are lunatics. Douglas Adams once said, ‘Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?’ and I think that sums their insane rantings up perfectly.)

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

Hey, can you prove definitively that the Anunnaki WEREN'T actually little green men from outer space who could tell the future??? Well that proves it then! It MUST be true! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for an appointment to be fitted for a pyramid shaped hat to block the governments mind control rays...

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Acadian myths?? Acadians were Catholic lol

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty sure they meant the Akkadians.

Not any less stupid, but these sorts have a real hard-on for ancient Middle Eastern cultures.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akkadian_Empire

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Okay... why was gold so "vital to [the Anunnaki's] survival"? Did they eat it? Tooth fillings? Cell phones? Gold plated audio jacks?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Those Anunnakis were audiophiles and couldn't survive without gold plated audio jacks

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's all about the gold plated TOSLINK

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

It was to restore the atmosphere on their home planet Nibiru supposedly.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Well... that makes about as much sense as the rest of it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Yes, and I'm the queen of France

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Your majesty looks good after losing all that ugly fat above her neck.

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