this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2024
17 points (81.5% liked)

30 Rock

393 readers
254 users here now

A community for the fans and critics of the show 30 Rock.

Discussion of the show, pictures from the show and anything else 30 Rock related.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
17
The flight is 18 hours. Where are you going to sit and why? (dev.dubvee.org)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
17 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Saw this on /c/[email protected] and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.

Seating Options / Alt Text:

  1. Between Liz and her doppelgänger friend that complains just as much
  2. Next to Frank and a now-empty sun tea jar
  3. Between Hank and Jack
  4. Between Devon Banks and Kenneth
  5. In the back next to Vlem
  6. Next to Tracy and Angie
  7. Between Jenna and Verna (who is flirting with Paul dressed as Jenna)
  8. Next to Colleen and Jonathan
  9. Next to Lutz

I wanted to make one of the options between Grizz and DotCom, but I figured that was too much of an Airplane! joke. Also, the pharmacy was out of the pills that make you see Oprah, so no sleeping through it.

top 17 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck it, I’ll sit next to Lutz. The guy needs a friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I bet he farts all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Watch out for his gland thing. Apparently it's no joke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh 8, 100%. Watching Colleen completely destroy Jonathan for the entire flight would be fantastic. Plus talking over Jonathan while dishing with Colleen, would make the hours fly by.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Poor Jonathan lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At home. 18 hours is too long of a flight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes! To staying in more!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

#2, I don't have to sit next to anyone, I'm on an isle seat close to the front so I can get the fuck out of there as soon as we land. I wouldn't talk to anyone, I would mind my own business, and would probably be miserable the whole time because of everyone talking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As long as you're aware that empty jug of sun tea was full when everyone boarded.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alone in the back with Sophie's Choice is definitely the obvious answer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Until I made this, I thought her name was "Phlegm".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saw this on /c/[email protected] and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.

Wait, that community is active? Whaaaaat? Why do I see nothing from the past five months there when I browse from my instance?

https://lemmy.one/c/[email protected]

I see plenty of recent activity from your instance

https://dubvee.org/c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe try un-subscribing and re-subscribing to see if it starts sending updates? I'm not sure how all this works, but it's cool that it (mostly) does :)

It hasn't been active until somewhat recently. @[email protected] has been doing some heavy lifting as of late. I'm probably due for a re-watch, so I'm hoping to have something to contribute soon.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have never actually been subscribed. But I subscribed just now, and a few seconds later, yup, my instance now shows all the recent posts there.

Now that I think about it, think I had heard that two instances only federate with one another if someone from one instance subscribes to a community on the other instance. I guess the only user from my tiny instance that was subscribed to a lemm.ee community unsusbscribed five months ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Tough choices.

First choice: As close to Paul (dressed as Jenna) as possible. That's a chance to enjoy all of Jenna's country charm, with less than half the neurosis.

It's only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice. They're the only ones who can mind their own business for 18 hours without sitcom shenanigans ensuing.

Between the listed choices, I would sit next to Jenna, but try to out-flirt Verna, paying as much attention as possible to Paul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice

True, true.

I tried to not make any of them obvious choices, and that's also why I left out Twofer. He'd probably just listen to an audiobook the whole flight and leave you in peace. Worst case, he'd bore you to sleep. That, and I couldn't think of anyone to pair him with besides Frank, and I wanted to make the sun tea reference.

I was also gonna do Pete, Paula, and a Pop Tart but that had to be left on the cutting room floor, too 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My pick is 6 next to octouple threat Angie. Maybe I could even get on QoJ.