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riding rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Damn I didn't know Mario and Luigi were sharing

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ofcourse they are. They are in an open polyamorous relationship. How do you think bowser jr., baby mario and baby luigi were born?

What about all the tiny yoshi's? You think that BLAHEM he does is only to grab enemies? 💦

The new Super Mario Bros. Wonder confirms they use a shit load of drugs too.

You really think peach is always getting "kidnapped" by bowser? No, its a kink.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

All of the above :3

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Depending on the game, Mario is Luigi's ride-able sidekick.

[-] TxzK 17 points 1 week ago

Peach. Never have I ever answered a question with less doubt.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bowser. Equally little doubt.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And Toad is basically a walking butt-plug...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Depends how brave you are

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