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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn I didn't know Mario and Luigi were sharing

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ofcourse they are. They are in an open polyamorous relationship. How do you think bowser jr., baby mario and baby luigi were born?

What about all the tiny yoshi's? You think that BLAHEM he does is only to grab enemies? ๐Ÿ’ฆ

The new Super Mario Bros. Wonder confirms they use a shit load of drugs too.

You really think peach is always getting "kidnapped" by bowser? No, its a kink.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

All of the above :3

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Depending on the game, Mario is Luigi's ride-able sidekick.

[โ€“] TxzK 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Peach. Never have I ever answered a question with less doubt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

And Toad is basically a walking butt-plug...

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Depends how brave you are