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/uj Welcome to Non-Voters, a parody sub designed to make fun of centrist liberals who pretend to be leftists. Remember to /uj any serious leftist opinions.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Here's some news that may be shocking to some people, "they're both old and well past retirement age". 3 years difference, which is the blink of an eye at their age.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah, we shouldn't vote for either of them! Let's vote third party instead, that'll really be an impactful decision. I'm feeling it, 2024 is the year Andrew Yang becomes president.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Come to think of it, there is one who is older we could still use to stop Trump and save the Republic. Just think of the years of experience and public goodwill, and we wouldn't even need to change the campaign schedule. I think we all know who I'm talking about: Jimmy Carter

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If I see anyone saying that Biden was the elected representative according to the democratic primary process and that his replacement would necessarily be less democratic, I'll ban you!

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Non-Voters: Trumpists in disguise

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Welcome to Non-Voters, a safe space for closet Trump fans, Stalinists who never did any direct action in their lives, and self-hating trans people who want to be genocided and to take the West Bank with us!

/uj This is a parody sub designed to make fun of non-voting liberals who pretend to be leftists.

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