this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Wet is water.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Seeing the photos and video of the Sunak's in the past 24 hours, I've never seen a couple more relieved to be leaving Number 10, they're positively giddy

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Would someone generously explain so that I may partake in the funny?

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first 3 images are foods the author believes are dipped in batter. The last image is of U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, whose party lost quite heavily in the recent elections.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's former U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thanks! I didn't know if he was officially out yet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

We don't do the job title election thing here. I haven't looked at the mechanics since school, but I think he's no longer pm once the parliament is dissolved for the election and even if he won technically wouldn't be again until the new lot are sworn in by the king.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All over but the shouting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How are you different from a mebibyte?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm the same, you're correct.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone thinks you have to batter churros when they're really more of a fried dough.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They're basically long funnel cake.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Images 2 (onion rings), and 3 (fish) are of battered food (though #1 seems to be churros which aren't battered).

Image 4 shows the grotesque Lego minifig Rishi Sunak who was, until today, the UK prime minister. In the UK to be battered also means to be beaten beyond mercy.

Rishi Sunak was beaten without mercy in the UK General Election. Ha-hah!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Stop battering wings! The skin is all you need!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, my mistake, they do kinda look like flats at a glance

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just gonna throw Nashville Hot Chicken in here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You make it a thigh or a drumstick and Iโ€™m in