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[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

Wait, I don't see beer...

Or propane, or propane accessories, SUS!

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

That's because there is no limit on them.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I'm clearly not giving Mike Judge enough credit for making King of the Hill. It's not satire, it's prophecy.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Rest assured, the graphics overlay intern was not just let go, but asked politely yet firmly to leave.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Hmmm, maybe this y no beer?

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Based hank

Good real horchata from the skeeviest hole in the wall mexican restaurant you can find is god tier in the summer

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I prefer horchata on not sweltering days. I like Jamaica on really nasty hot days, but definitely not that much sugar. Or water with or without lemon, but lemon quenches thirst better, when dehydrated.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The stuff with brominated vegetable oil and carcinogenic colors? Nope.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Not a Gatorade fan myself, just a Waterboy fan.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I haven't seen that in forever. And TV now consists of videos.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You don't smoke brisket on propane.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I suspect at least one person has attempted to propane offset a brisket. Likely unsuccessfully, but I'd be interested in their findings.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Only heat was tasted, no meat flavor was to be found. Strike this experiment from the record.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago

As Ted hurries to Cancun...

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

"these fucking kids, i tell you... they're evil!" —Ted after getting caught again, probably

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

Does anyone really go through life without a hurricane brisket? I've also started keeping a freeze brisket just in case. Plus my generic emergency brisket and my weekly brisket.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

No joke, I have 10 pounds of brisket and 10 pounds of pork butt in my deep freezer right now.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Are you ok? Do I need to send brisket? My smallest packer is 14lbs. I don't want you to run out, friend!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

What the hell, the logistics must be crazy.

With canned beans or something, you could just get a few pallets from what's stockpiled anyways.
But with brisket, you gotta slaughter that shit pretty much as it's being handed out, ideally have it cooled the whole time, but then it also has to be cooked before consumption. If people have to evacuate their homes, you gotta do the cooking for them, too...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

One could also assume that it would be more feasible and financially viable to slaughter in the event of an impending hurricane. Bleak, but on point... or flat as it were. (Couldn't help myself)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This guy briskets

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Brisket sashimi

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Worse, it's Houston.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

HEB is the Waffle House of grocery stores when it comes to disasters.

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