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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fireball fireball fireball and oh fireball

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Just Fireball.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've been using ice storm a lot more. It has a wider radius, does almost as much damage, and imposes difficult terrain, which frequently knocks enemies prone, wasting their turn.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Uh…counterspell?

Best spell in the game.

Edit: also for clerics i’d pick spirit guardians over everything.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Playing a druid currently and I couldn't count the number of vile glares I've gotten from the DM as I utter "I cast Dispell Magic"...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Spore Druid and Call Lightning is absolutely amazing. A level 3+ spell that you can cast infinite times without expending further spell slots? Oh hell yes, please!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Works great for moon druids too, to give them a ranged option in wild shape.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't pick Counterspell because I don't want to piss off my DM.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My current wizard character didn't take counterspell until the dm sent a wizard at us with it first. He had no one to blame but himself.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a house rule where a counter spelled counter spell is nullified but causes a roll on the wild magic table for both casters.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That is a great idea!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Mutually assured destruction. I like it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They need to think more creatively. You're now focused on countering the enemy caster, and the party might be more distracted helping you to clear out the threat.

This is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of, and put some nice pressure down.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, the group where I play the caster who could take Counterspell has a fairly green DM and I just don't want to stress him out more by thwarting his plans.

With a veteran DM? Boy I am fucking them every which way front, back and sideways with creatively misused utility spells.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A player having access to counterspell is need-to-know DM information just like a player having access to flight is. It can and should be planned around.

Also, if the player and DM are into it, escalate the arms race, start having enemies prepare counterspells. Lots of interesting casters have it on their lists but DMs are afraid to use it to its full potential. Players would do it to enemies all day long but when the tables are turned, nobody ever forgets what it's like to have the enemy lich counterspell their heal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hypnotic Pattern. Damage is for chumps. Mass save or suck for me

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This says a lot about spells in 5e.

Yes, there are many great choices, but one choice is usually greater than others.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Come to Pathfinder, where all the spells are kind of okay I guess.
please don't kill me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pathfinder 2 is even worse in that regard. You have a few kind of okay ones and then a bunch you’ll essentially never use. The price of Pf2s strife for “balance”.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's probably my biggest pain point with the system. I have a buddy who only likes to play magicians. She's miserable playing 2e because the cool evocative spells she gravitates towards just aren't the narrow list of reliable, evergreen, and efficient spells that thrive in 2e's ecosystem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Hey now, you only need to pick twelve interdependent feats in order to make Counterspell useful!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think my next stop on the TTRPG tour will be Blades In The Dark. I borrowed the flashback mechanic for a 5e heist and it was pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hypnotic Pattern, Haste, and Revivify are all great choices too

But

Fireball, Fireball, and (Fireball for Light clerics) Spirit Guardians is understandable

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

(Fireball for Light clerics)

"What kind of holy man packs Fireballs?!?"

"The awesome kind, that you're lucky to afford. Now stand clear."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is hypnotic pattern actually good? I tried it, and it was mostly resisted every time I cast it, so I dumped it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hypnotic pattern is good if you know what you're casting it against isn't immune or resistant to Charm.

If it isn't resisted, it can be a combat-ending spell.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is this some sort of DnD joke I'm too Pathfinder to understand?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's some kind of leveled spell joke I'm too GURPS to understand. Am I to believe that magic only works at arbitrary discrete levels? Surely any competent mage can vary the intensity of their spells with the mana they invest, no?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Energy can be measured in discrete quanta, there is no reason magic can't.

To be fair though the fact that energy comes in packets does fuck me up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I have no trouble accepting that mana exists in quanta. What troubles me is the idea that mana clusters into meta-quanta like spell slots. Also that a spell like, say, Fireball, is totally unviable except with a specific meta-quantum of mana, at which point it does 8d6 damage.

Shouldn't it be a simple matter to cast a weaker Fireball with less mana, or a more powerful one with more? I get that you need magic to summon fire, and a certain amount to summon 8d6-worth. But all or nothing? Why shouldn't a 1st level slot summon 1d6 with a 5ft radius, a 2nd level slot 4d6 with a 10ft radius? One would imagine a gradient, even quantized, between Fire Bolt and Fireball.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Come to DCC, we have variable spells effects and weird lore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I appreciate the invitation, but I've already found my forever home. It's got variable spell effects, variable magic systems, and tools to build spells, and magic systems, from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A couple things from the way I understand magic in the universe, the example of fireball: some spells will come with a minimum quanta because in order to make that spell that spell you need to add mana (energy) to a minimum level to give it certain attribute(s). This is why you can always cast at higher level, using way more energy, but not less. There are other fire spells at a lower level, such as [Insert 1st level spell with fire attribute] but it lacks the explosive attribute. The explosive attribute requires way more energy than just creating flames just to acquire so a closer example would be more like, why can't I make it ice ball? Change the elemental attribute (much easier to change and lower costing. Probably just a restriction of game mechanics than world restriction, but potentially an issue with attribute matching)

So I regards to the difference between fireball and [Insert 1st level spell with fire attribute] level , you'd start off casting [Insert 1st level spell with fire attribute] and you can increase it's power until you may as well just spend that energy on the explosive attribute. Though if you didn't want that explosive attribute you still could cast [Insert 1st level spell with fire attribute] with the same energy as fireball. I'd also assume the value coefficient for spells changes as you scale and the more efficient use of high energy costs would be the high level spells. I.E. you get more value in damage from 5th lvl fireball than 5th level [Insert 1st level spell with fire attribute].

Another way to imagine it would be like summoning. I cast "summon frog". I get a frog. Why can I not get a smaller frog? Because this is the size of frogs. But if I add even more energy to it I can add a growth attribute to the spell, so when I cast summon Giant frog, I get a big boi frog. If I try to reduce it, I get a French delicacy rather than a summoned frog. Alternatively I could do, summon tadpole and get something different, and weaker, but still a frog-ish attribute

Edited for clarity, removed cantrip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why can't I make it ice ball?

As an aside, the last 5e character I played before switching was an Order of Scribes wizard, which can do exactly that.

So I regards to the difference between fireball and firebolt, you'd start off casting firebolt and you can increase it's power until you may as well just spend that energy on the explosive attribute. Though if you didn't want that explosive attribute you still could cast firebolt with the same energy as fireball.

You can't though, Firebolt is a cantrip, you can't upcast cantrips, they just get more powerful as you level up. They don't even use spell slots, it's just a different empowering mechanic entirely. Guess what though, what you've described is how it works in GURPS.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes yes, firebolt is a cantrip so use any first level spell for this example instead. I was just trying to provide something off memory for people to use

Can trips are kinda their own thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

or a more powerful one with more?

You can do that. Using higher level spell slots deals more dice of damage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you learn algebra before 7th grade?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe, what's it to ya?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, this works in Pathfinder too. There is a very obvious meta and people follow it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fair enough! What's the Pathfinder 3rd tier spell everybody chooses? :D

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Haste, Slow, and Dispel Magic are mandatory. If you are playing in a heroic fantasy campaign, Fireball and Fly are also essentially mandatory. Otherwise, Tongues is the popular pick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Think A wall of force and a fireball can make a fireball hut?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Leomund would be proud

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fear,Counterspell, Hypnotic Pattern, Fireball, Haste, and Revivify + Spirit Guardians (for the divine soul sorcerer) are just too good.

Spirit Shroud is also great for Martials.

Ashardalaon’s stride is really really fun in the right place as well. Unmitigated fire damage just for using your move speed? Not always worth the concentration slot, but by far one of the coolest 3rd level spells.

I’m a big fan of Plant Growth too actually. But that’s more Bard and Druid.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Feign death every time. Most OP spell in the game.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Clerics don't need to choose.