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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Shouldn't it say "honeycrisssssp"? 🐍

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make it a cosmic crisp and maybe I'll bite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oooh what if it was a Cookie Crisp?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've noticed the honeycrisp variety is comparatively cheaper this year than in years past. Closer to the price of other apple varieties at the stores I frequent. I go for pink lady apples recently though.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honey crisp is becoming more widely available as the variety's patent protections ran out a few years ago. Now that you don't have to have a special license from University of Minnesota to grow them we're gonna be able to get the "generic."

Hell, I just planted one a few months ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It makes sense to me that they'd get a lot cheaper when the supply is no longer artificially constrained.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Pink lady here, too. I used to be a Gr. Smith kinda guy. But nowadays not so much. They don't come with the kind of crispiness and juiciness and savoriness that I remember.

Then again I don't eat much fruit at all. Mostly berries if anything. Man, you put a bowl of cherries in front of me? You better ask for some quickly, before I finish it. My favorite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Back around 2002 I used to love the pink ladies from New Zealand, but now I can only get the ones from the US, and they are not as special.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where the fuck are you buying any apples for $3.99 a pound?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Fuji's are $2/lb here. Gala $2.50, Cosmic Crisp $2.50. Honey crisp is $2/lb if you buy a 3 lb bag. NC prices.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, ok you said that and I was like I've totally seen that price on the regular, which is why I stick to gala, but I went looking and can't find anything over $2.49, so, way to go, you fixed inflation! What else don't you believe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I personally don't think gas is actually over $3.00/gal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you so much, I'll check it out...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

pink lady or nothing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but are they organic?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hand picked in the Oregon valley by apple cheeked peasants.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oregonic :-P

So then uh... where do "orgasmic" apples come from? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck that. Organic produce goes bad in like a day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Everybody's got a thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Golden Delicious or Granny Smith are where it’s at for apples, I don’t need any of these trendy hipster artisanal apple bullshit.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time someone tries to convince me that apples aren't just garbage fruit they ask, "but have you tried honey crisps?" Yeah, have you tried any other fruit? The worst fruit from the tropics is just way better than the best apple.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You really want to make the argument that noni are way better than apples?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but have you tried fuji apples? Pink lady? SugarBee? Cosmic crisp?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SugarBee are not well balanced imo. Way to sweet without the tartness to back it up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes I just want a sweet apple without the tart and for that SugarBee is perfect. In fact, that may be what the person I responded to was looking for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's valid. Just because I can't relate to that desire doesn't make it wrong. That's why I mentioned it was just my opinion and specifically why I'm not a fan.