this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

“Everyone just please wear safety helmets in the Klingon sex room. We don’t want a repeat of last time.”

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Resistance is part of the fun...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The safe-word is "Broccoli"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Lieutenant Reginald Endicott "Broccoli" Barclay III

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where would one find a place where such acts of despicable iniquity would be performed? So one can avoid it, of course.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quark has holosuites for rent by the hour.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok but does he rent by the minute? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For enough latinum, you could probably rent Quark by the minute.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely not at my place on Sat 11pm...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Cool. I'll bring the snacks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

more like ass-stimulated, hey-o

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Resistance is futile."

"...I mean......will I get disciplined?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Tenforward ~~and Risa are~~ is leaking again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Love you <3

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!