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Stuff I never thought I’d say Sunday (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Please eat your pancakes.
Please eat your pizza.
Please eat your quesadilla.
Please eat your chicken nuggets.

Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop licking your sister.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Right!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Get your hand out of your pants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get off the couch with that naked butt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Don't lick security cameras.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required.

Get your fingers out of your mouth

...

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Thank you!