this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why did you make a meme about me?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am also in this meme and don't like it

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't recall giving you permission to use my likeness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I need to talk to you about something.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When my boss says "Got time for a call?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My boss just has daily “scrums” or “stand ups” that go on for two hours. Which is not a scrum or a standup.

If he needs another call after that, then I’m ready to throw shit out the window.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Only for them to ask you to help them or something

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

pre therapy and medication: oh fuck oh no

self-medication: fuck yeah we need to talk

post therapy and medication: ugh, fuck, what now

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The secret is to have no friends! 😎

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Being based and a loser at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I get closer to this goal with every passing year!

[–] nexusvoyager 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the only words that can describe how I feel about this is this image right here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

@[email protected] the paparazzi have gotten a hold of you and your family.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

On the plus side, you can use it too! It is just a generally intimidating phrase because it leaves the recipient off to come up with something to get blamed by themselves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

First thought this would be superb owl.