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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ah, looks like a good setup for a game of battle-shits. Clearly the umpire sits on the trash can to keep score. ๐Ÿ’ฉ

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It appears only one of the toilets has TP

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I bet the other side has three seashells hiding behind it..

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but the other gets a seat protector. It's a trade off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Clarissa, you sunk my battle shit!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Plot twist: It's a squirt competition...

[โ€“] damien 4 points 1 year ago

If bathrooms are gonna be like that, then we might as well all get naked and get it over with. Who needs clothes?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This is how boot camp toilets are at the barracks. Except there's 5 on each side. One time a guy asked me how many times I'm gonna wipe like I'm wasting paper or something. Another guy responded for me by saying "until he's clean, the fuck??". Not even remotely the weirdest thing that went on at boot but talking on the crapper was common

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

What fucking branch was that?! At great "mistakes" we at least had walls between us.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

So only one toilet gets the TP?...

See above image if you missed the point.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

dueling banjos over the speaker

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Let the shit-off begin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's disappointing, not even close enough to high 5 your bestie after they drop a bomb.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There are three places to shit my dude. Did you completely miss the garbage can?

[โ€“] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First the radical left said the bathrooms don't need genders. Now the left says bathrooms don't need walls. When will they stop?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Eliminate bathrooms. Shit in the streets. Go fertilize some grass, then touch it.