damien

joined 1 year ago
[–] damien 1 points 6 months ago

I see the shadow of George's head right there.

[–] damien 1 points 6 months ago

Oh great then I can see what random things open up while I am riding on a bumpy road.

[–] damien -5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Packaging is expensive. Plus they are making it super convenient for you to carry to a party, that costs money.

[–] damien 1 points 8 months ago

That is terrifying.

[–] damien 2 points 10 months ago

Data laundering.

[–] damien 12 points 1 year ago

I may have not had the free will to stumble upon this article and read into it out of sheer curiosity, but I can guarantee you I have the free will to not read this guy's book.

[–] damien 1 points 1 year ago

Well if nobody wants to work so bad, then put him to work so we don't have to.

[–] damien 1 points 1 year ago

I got a shitty question, but I won't ask it.

 

Jenga.

[–] damien 4 points 1 year ago

If bathrooms are gonna be like that, then we might as well all get naked and get it over with. Who needs clothes?

[–] damien 1 points 1 year ago

Your boss needs to wear a mask so he doesn't spread his stupidity around.

[–] damien 4 points 1 year ago

ADHD cover of "Always on my Mind"

"You are always on my m- man I'm hungry. Are there any potato chips in the cupboard?"

[–] damien 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.

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