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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even better when it doesn‘t proof jackshit. Lost my ID and needed a new one so I went to my city with my birth certificate asking for a new one. And they really said that wasn‘t enough and they needed confirmation from the city I got the ID originally from that it was actually me.

Well why did I need to bring it in the first place then? Glad it took them only six months to get me a new ID as well. Fucking german bureaucracy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fucking german bureaucracy.

We moved to Leipzig from Munich in November. Our marriage certificate that has already been vetted and approved in Munich years ago is still not approved here. We still aren't legally married in Saxony.

We finally got a reply that we needed an appointment in June, but there were no appointments. After checking daily for weeks we now have an appointment at the end of August.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting to see that it ain't any better 30km from here...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

yes, moved here almost 2 years ago

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

It's just proof that you were born here. The government may be assholes, but they're not philosophers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I am a natural-born sovereign citizen of the United States of America, not United States the corporation, duh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This might be a joke, but seriously you need to live-birth children outside of a hospital if you like that, otherwise they get a “shadow ssn” thats meant as a placeholder (https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=7792789260678712332)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Am I stupid enough to you? That's when They insert your first microchips!

(that was an interesting read though)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

CHIEF JUSTICE BURGER

Is there someone named Burger?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The non joke answer is that the document attempts to prove who you say you are. The joke answer is that this is an attempt and is public info that anyone can use.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Yep who cares? Ask Obama how much people cared about his maybe.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Relax. It's just proof that you're not from an alien species that has mastered the art of counterfeiting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Why do I need a death certificate? I'm dead, I don't have any use for any certificates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The government needs to know who to tax and take out (on a date) if necessary.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Nice try AI Generated Human. Birth Certificate or GTFO.