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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck Tierra del Fuego, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe UK did some recent expansion we don't know about.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Good ol Chile adding Argentine territories to their maps as usual.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Only works if you mispronounce Chile...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m assuming these temperatures are in Fahrenheit since the wind speeds are in miles per hour?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't it their winter though right now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is. And as the joke goes, it's also quite chilly there at the moment as well.

I know a bunch of people that are not geographically minded who think that the entirety of central and south america are nothing but tropical jungles and always hot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's fair. 10 degrees during winter is warm from my POV though! Shorts weather.

[–] blimpkun 2 points 1 month ago

Let me screenshot wikipedia for you. Or would you like it from a weather app in kelvin?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

But chiles are hot!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This one is terrible. Upvoted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's so cold, Bolivia and Brazil have shrinkage...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't they have winter right now?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i am in brazil and can confirm it is winter. here the weather is very cold (20°C or 68°F)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Wouldn’t that make it a little icee hot?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well done. You actually got a groan out of me. =)