I am 100% confident Zuck would win this. He's in better shape. He's younger. He's actually a cybernetic organism with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
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Pretty sure he actually does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as well. In an actual regular league, not just in his mirror
Agreed, though I'm pretty sure he's actually a lizard driving a cybernetic construct with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
What stage of capitalism is this?
The “I have more money than the rest of the planet combined and yet I’m a dumbass” phase.
I don't know which one I would want to see win. Is it possible for the referee or audience to beat both of them? Purely for the good of civilization, of course.
Double million dollar baby?
They should just settle this by going on a deep-sea submarine voyage together.
Winner gets to man the controller.
Everything about those two is a joke.
I know of a sub that would make a great venue.
It only matters if it's to the death.
And a tie
It'll always be a joke. This shit is pathetic.
With all the resources at their disposal, these guys could deep fake an entire video.
Rooting for the lesser of two evils
Apparently Italy has offered the Coliseum as a venue for their fight. If that happens I really won’t doubt our universe is a simulation anymore lmao
At least this time around its the rich fighting rather than the poor. We can being back the lions too while were at it
In a hypothetical cage fight between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, several factors suggest that Zuckerberg may have an edge. Firstly, Zuckerberg's reported athletic frame and commitment to a healthy lifestyle provide him with a potential physical advantage. His regular exercise regimen could enhance his strength, agility, and endurance in a physical confrontation.
Additionally, Zuckerberg's mental discipline and focus, honed through his success as the co-founder of Facebook, could translate into composure and a strategic mindset during a cage fight. His analytical approach to problem-solving and adaptability may enable him to evaluate his opponent's strengths and weaknesses in real-time. Furthermore, Zuckerberg's dedication to physical fitness suggests that he could have superior endurance and stamina, vital aspects in prolonged physical contests.
While these factors suggest a potential advantage for Zuckerberg, it is important to note that this analysis is based on limited knowledge of their physical abilities and fighting skills. Speculating about hypothetical confrontations should be approached with a sense of sportsmanship, focusing on their accomplishments in their respective fields rather than fictional scenarios.
Credit goes to ChatGPT for the paragraphs above; my money is on Zuck
Please don't do that.
(Zuck without a doubt).
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