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... Turns out it only became more sluggish

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

reeeeeee

good one though! but don't snails need their shells to live? genuine question, I have no idea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

They're mostly for defence. The best way to attack snails is with an a-salt rifle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i mean, in the same way a turtle needs its shell, and you need your bones. Its not something you can just "take off"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instant sub. Lol got me to snort

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I tried to snort yesterday.

  • Got some coke and a straw
  • Damn ice cube got stuck in my nose.