Thanks, I hate it.
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My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn't stop saying "no" while walking away.
You're the best kind of fiance, lol
No presents for you next xmas.
Higher quality version
I remember upgrading from CGA to EGA.
You didn't need to post this.
What…am I supposed to do with this…
Suffer, obviously
Remember that this creature sees you when you're sleeping.
If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis
I learned something on Lemmy today!
1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage
Thoughts and prayers
For some reason, this is super small, but I got the gist of it.
Open the pic in a new tab if you wish
here I am zooming in like some stupid boomer. Time to punch the clock. My brain is fried from work.
Reminds me of "All Through the House" from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.
What in the eldritch horror is this
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you, I needed this ❤️
Oh, Santa baby.
Cum down my chimney tonight.
Holiday Slurm
The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.
Facehuggers in the packages?
Can we get a predator franchise crossover that's passover themed or such?
Oh yeah, and an elf will burst out of your chest
It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.
God emperor of December.
No.
C*ming down your chimney
This would make a great Rubber Johnny esque short video
I'm feeling this 😏
Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels is kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa's face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and finish with the entire Santa's image climbing on his ride.
Shouldn't it be cuming down your chimney?
Woosh
Apparently