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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

eww. I can spit on it if you want the saliva.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh, missed Rize in the title. Basically my ancestral homeland occupied by Turks.

I don't have stats on how many times his hand was refused that kiss in which area, but I'm proud preventively.

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