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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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My 8 year old son told me this randomly after getting out of the shower this morning.

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (7 children)

...and if you're reading this, you just tried it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your Webcam is on. I can't believe all the other stuff you're doing...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You found my onlyfans!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

T o u c h

S e p a r a t e

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Damn you! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I tried 3 times...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don’t appreciate being called out like this

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This reminds me of an expression in Spanish

"Todo junto se escribe separado y separado se escribe todo junto"

Which I just discovered is the same on English lol :

"All together is written separately and separately is written all together"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In french, "ça touche pas ça touche, ça touche ça touche pas" is a common riddle. You ask the person to guess what "it" is in "'it doesn't touch' touches, 'it touches' doesn't" (of course this doesn't work in English but it does in french due to the usage of 'pas' for 'doesn't'). They may then ask you if various things touch or not. The game may go on for several hours as the guesser tries to guess objects, animals, concepts before they get that it is about whether or not your lips touch.

A common occurence is the guesser gives up, and whatever phrase they use to indicate that is just interpreted as another guess by the riddler: "I give up! -'I give up' touches."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's a similar riddle in English: "I like coffee but I don't like T", so the person has to ask about various words and you say you don't like them if they contain the letter T.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Hyphenated. Non-hypenated. The irony.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now it'd be cool if Vsauce spawns here explaining how you can't truly touch something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey Vsauce, Michael here. What does it mean to be touched by something? In 1890, a poet named Rene Bomier said that to touch is to feel the world around you. But what if the world touched you back?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How can touch be real if our lips don't touch when we say it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how can touching be real if your lips aren't real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’m freaking out, man!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Almost perfect . You forgot to capitalize every word, but otherwise the impression was chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But I can touch your lips while saying 🤫"touch"🤫

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The meaning of words has nothing to do with how they’re formed. Big brain.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's almost like showerthoughts aren't always as profound as they seem. Almost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Aahh. Genius!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

definitely weird, and when I say turtle my lips don't become a turtle. why not??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same in spanish with "tocar" and "separar"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Because you should touch with your fingers first before your mouth and when we separate we shut our lips ..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nor do they touch when saying “together.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not like this in Persian! Seperate is jodaa in Persian (جدا), and touch can be translated to tamaas (تماس).

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

Same with "hawak" in Filipino.

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